if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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