Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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