What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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