I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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