Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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