i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was CRYING into my vagina
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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