so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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