I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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