you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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