So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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