I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize