Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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