In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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