Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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