OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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