just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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