i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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