yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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