im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just gargled with NyQuil
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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