Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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