i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Randomize
