I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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