Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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