I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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