sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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