Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Ketchup is God's man juice
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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