I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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