Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We need a shit load of segways right now
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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