Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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