remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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