Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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