The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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