I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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