Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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