You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
im holly from the hills drunk
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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