is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
