is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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