Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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