Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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