I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just pee around me
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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