What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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