so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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