wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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