So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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