Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Be still, my beating vagina.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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