I need help removing her.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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