Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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