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So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
These tits shall not be calmed
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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