What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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