This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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