its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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