I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
