come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
dude. I can hear the air.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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