i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i dont even know how to be here
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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