I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
