belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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