she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
True college students do jello shots in the library
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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